Craptions Classics February 17, 2009

The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, Mental Anguish, was never quite as popular as the other 4.

Paradoxtim

Other Craptions

Lucy from "Peanuts" was more troubled than the comic strip led you to believe.

Iapyx

Later, this car would get towed, for this is a no-irony parking zone.

Jeff Kelly

The Rorschach-mobile wasn't quite as sporty as, say, the Batmobile.

Jeff Kelly

Don't shrink and drive kids.

"...to the Freudmobile!"

iantendo

Oh second thought, maybe you shouldn't trust someone with a degree from the University of Phoenix...

Jeff Kelly

Dr. Phil meets the recession.

HAHAHAHAHA oh Fkelleghan!! SOOOO Funny!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

duffman449

AHA! Now I can find my car in any parking lot in the world.

acaba36

Seek professional help elsewhere.

Truthiness

As Freud often said " some times a demonic horse with hellish red spikes for a head is just a demonic horse with hellish red spikes for a head"

hwuu

If you stay on the "couch" a full 8 seconds you're cured.

jreese

Suri Cruise's playground

Thegreatbon

I don't see the big deal... it's just a headless horse, man.

CavalierX
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