In the last Transformers movie Ford showed off the new Mustang, in the sequel we the get the Taurus.

Where did you think non-dairy creamer came from?

This year, the people of Pamplona are really fucking scared

White Bull: Gives you iron.

Even the Wall Street Bull is looking rather poorly these days.

The Six Million Dollar Cow

This poor cow can't moo-ve

If the robot cow sees its own shadow, McDonalds makes you fat for another 6 weeks.

The hindu's aren't gonna like this...

The cameraman who caught Rosie O'Donnell without her makeup was trampled seconds later.

Unfortunately the dairy industry is still at a standstill

Robovine.

Mt. Vesuvius hit Pompeii's farming district as well, and just as Betty was taking a massive shit.

What? It's just my latest Warcraft character!

If I hear next time on LOST one more time, I'm gonna punch you through the computer screen.