The Bud Light Bitch wasn't nearly as popular as the Coca-Cola Polar Bears.

I'd hit that... with my car.

Teddy Winehouse

So we FINALLY meet, bustychick69...

Wow... This is how I celebrate Valentine's Day, too!!

I bet you that after all he's gone through, he'll still won't be accepted to the fraternity because he's a bear.

My other stuffed bear is a heroin junkie.

Teddy Kennedy

Skanky the Pooh

Bud Light's new ads are getting creepier by the minute

Good beers go to beer heaven when they die. Light beers go here.

Bud Light and Falsies....neither one quite as good as the real thing.

After all the success in the 80's, some care bears had to accept jobs in some "embarrasing" films...

FKELLEGHAN IS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA OMG SO FUNNY!!!!

This Bud's for Pooh!