We serve three flavors. Strawberry, vanilla, and fear.

I scream, you scream, we all.... OH MY GOD!!!

In Candyland, it's a little easier to spot the pedophiles.

And Baskin Robbins introduced a horrifying 32nd flavor.

Cone-ibalism

Fortunately, the monster was easily defeated when the sun came out.

I didn't realize Child Molestor was a flavor.

Eventually, Michelangelo had to do a few more "commercial" sculptures in order to pay the bills.

With a name like "Mr Softee" it's no wonder he's single.

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us."

T.C.B.WHY"?

Late Night with Cone O' Brien

How does Cracked always know my sexual fantasies?

In this economy, I'm just happy to have a job.

Michael Jackson finally gets the plastic surgery he always wanted