Craptions Classics February 13, 2009

We serve three flavors. Strawberry, vanilla, and fear.

Tcannon

Other Craptions

I scream, you scream, we all.... OH MY GOD!!!

MARCS

In Candyland, it's a little easier to spot the pedophiles.

BowToTheBard

And Baskin Robbins introduced a horrifying 32nd flavor.

rustytrombone

Cone-ibalism

jonnyt

Fortunately, the monster was easily defeated when the sun came out.

Jeff Kelly

I didn't realize Child Molestor was a flavor.

Eventually, Michelangelo had to do a few more "commercial" sculptures in order to pay the bills.

Jeff Kelly

With a name like "Mr Softee" it's no wonder he's single.

DrTom

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us."

jspot2k

Late Night with Cone O' Brien

How does Cracked always know my sexual fantasies?

Beowulf42

In this economy, I'm just happy to have a job.

Styre

Michael Jackson finally gets the plastic surgery he always wanted

III
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