If you're a man carrying a purse in public, it feels like the whole world is watching you,
siromar"I TOLD you there'd be cameras. Now aren't you glad I belt-sanded your face off?"
Tranorix"Foolproof plan, he says. Limited security, he says. Fuckin' asshole..."
Jeff KellyIT'S A TRAP!
Admiral_AckbarSwap it out, just like Indiana Jones. No one will notice
McIntyre"Act natural..."
Jeff KellyWhat do you mean we can't identify the culprit!? We have like a hundred cameras watching the area!!!
bcandersI swear it moves! Look. LOOK! I can prove it. I'll show you. I'LL SHOW THE WORLD!
TheAverageJoeFreeze, dummy!
CavalierXNow that's what I call a stimulus package! (Oh yeah, like I'm the only one who pre-writes craptions and tries to force them to fit the picture)
IIII would NOT want to play this motherfucker in poker.
rustytrombone"Police! Put down the bag... and wipe that smirk off your face".
NickCagesucks"Just a sec, Keanu, we're almost ready... Ok, now ACT!"
radiobobPictured Above: What it felt like to be Muslim in an airport.
Col.Smashy