The Rubik's "FUCK YOU!" is now available at a store near you.

Legoland's first nuclear bomb.

Pacman died from complications due to diabetes and morbid obesity. He was 62.

"Guys, I gotta say, I think our Death Star turned out a little...ya know, fruity."

3:00 PM EST. February 6, 2009. The military completed its first successful gay bomb.

Watch out... Don't LEGO of it!!!! (do you see what I did there??)

Jekelish is a craption whore

"Man this is heavy! But no, it's ok Cliff, just keep videotaping our futility. Asshole."

After stealing Optimus Prime's left testicle, Steve and his friends were at a loss about what to actually do with it.

Even the mitochondria is big in Texas.

Alien technology wasn't as advanced as previously thought...

The Texas Jigsaw Massacre.

So that's what a bunch of unicorn shit looks like.

Set your hat down if you're going to help, dumbass

GIVE UP JEKELISH! NO ONE LIKES YOU!