Tentacle Rape Ahead

Oh, run TOWARD the fire....got it, thanks!

Thank god they put the sign up. I can never seem to find the octopus room on my own.

Enter and choose your mustache.

Bathroom sign at taco bell.

Now THAT'S what I call a boner!

Welcome to Dr. Cthulhu's office.

Get those Motha Fuckin Snakes off of that Motha Fuckin SIGN!

Those aliens are crafty, what with their leaving signs around encouraging people to run toward their menacing tentacles.

Hell, this exit.

The feats of Hercules don't seem quite as impressive when you realize the gods left him little clues to help him out, like this sign telling him where to find the Hydra.

Open door, recieve bacon.

Now that is one enthusiastic soon to be rape victim.

"Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for the testicle room. My mistake."

"Sorry, wrong door."