What the Fuck! You're not bustychick69!

Yeah, I can't wait for that live-action World of Warcraft movie either, Dave.

Santa's gotta do something the other 364 days of the year :S

Yeah, I'll pass on the handjob.

"If you wanna see the boy's hole.. You gotta pay the troll toll..."

Thor is a lot less impressive in real life.

Queer Eye For The Dungeon Master

"So a guy in a tank top, an old man, and a fella with a black T-shirt walk into an alternate dimension..."

Somebody's going to have to talk to me eventually.

Behold his authentic Bottle of Potable Water.

Those who are about to fight, we salute you....and please remember to stay hydrated.

If this is the audience, what the hell is the parade about?!?

Bouncer outside of Scientology's main temple.

man Russel crowe has let himself go

And in this exhibit you see a semi de-robed Nazgul and their actual "darker" purpose in pursuing Frodo.