Craptions Classics January 31, 2009

What the Fuck! You're not bustychick69!

fozzy-bear

Other Craptions

Yeah, I can't wait for that live-action World of Warcraft movie either, Dave.

CavalierX

Santa's gotta do something the other 364 days of the year :S

radiobob

Yeah, I'll pass on the handjob.

"If you wanna see the boy's hole.. You gotta pay the troll toll..."

gm_zero

Thor is a lot less impressive in real life.

Obtusetriangle

Queer Eye For The Dungeon Master

divinecomedy33

"So a guy in a tank top, an old man, and a fella with a black T-shirt walk into an alternate dimension..."

gm_zero

Somebody's going to have to talk to me eventually.

Wazula

Behold his authentic Bottle of Potable Water.

CavalierX

Those who are about to fight, we salute you....and please remember to stay hydrated.

harleyquinn86

If this is the audience, what the hell is the parade about?!?

Thomas Calnan

Bouncer outside of Scientology's main temple.

Obtusetriangle

man Russel crowe has let himself go

suprememax

And in this exhibit you see a semi de-robed Nazgul and their actual "darker" purpose in pursuing Frodo.

Ghostpops
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