Craptions Classics January 28, 2009

I'll bet he's a lot more careful with his SECOND wish.

CavalierX

Other Craptions

Wait till the ice caps melt, we'll see who's retarded.

boxedman20

Seriously, are there any cool games for the Wii?

getittwistd

'Hello, all, I'm from the year 2133, and I've come to--oh God. Oh God, Johnson! Shut down the temporal gate! They've followed me! The giant chrome goldfish crackers have followed me! Christ save us all!'

dying_in_back

When the goldfish eventually take over the world, the only safe place left will be, ironically, in a glass bowl.

Thomas Calnan

Now that Jake Gyllenhal is "respected", the little known clause in his contract for "Bubble Boy 2" comes back to haunt him

xgrendelx

Hello, I'd like to talk to you about scientology.

willscar15

Here's the weird thing, he's their audience.

CRACKED Staff,David Wiens

In Soviet Russia... Where will you be when... I'm YOU, from the... ahh, fuck it.

CavalierX

Look at me! I'm crazy Stuck in a Bubble Man. Don't you think it's crazy how stuck in this bubble I am!? Now gimme some candy!

acaba36

Is NO ONE else worried about how damn skinny the chick standing on the table is!?

Chaos Merchant

Not pictured: This man's dignity.

conquistador117

Finally, an adequate vehicle for Andy Dick's overwhelming talent.

ScarlettOhara

I'm trapped in a fart, OH MY GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME I AM TRAPPED IN A FART!!!!!!!!!!!

getittwistd
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