I'll bet he's a lot more careful with his SECOND wish.
CavalierXWait till the ice caps melt, we'll see who's retarded.
boxedman20Seriously, are there any cool games for the Wii?
getittwistd'Hello, all, I'm from the year 2133, and I've come to--oh God. Oh God, Johnson! Shut down the temporal gate! They've followed me! The giant chrome goldfish crackers have followed me! Christ save us all!'
dying_in_backWhen the goldfish eventually take over the world, the only safe place left will be, ironically, in a glass bowl.
Thomas CalnanNow that Jake Gyllenhal is "respected", the little known clause in his contract for "Bubble Boy 2" comes back to haunt him
xgrendelxHello, I'd like to talk to you about scientology.
willscar15It's MOOPS!!!
rustytromboneHere's the weird thing, he's their audience.
CRACKED Staff,David WiensIn Soviet Russia... Where will you be when... I'm YOU, from the... ahh, fuck it.
CavalierXLook at me! I'm crazy Stuck in a Bubble Man. Don't you think it's crazy how stuck in this bubble I am!? Now gimme some candy!
acaba36Is NO ONE else worried about how damn skinny the chick standing on the table is!?
Chaos MerchantNot pictured: This man's dignity.
conquistador117Finally, an adequate vehicle for Andy Dick's overwhelming talent.
ScarlettOharaI'm trapped in a fart, OH MY GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME I AM TRAPPED IN A FART!!!!!!!!!!!
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