What's the matter? Artistic Physical embodiment of malicious intent and selfish decisions, at least in terms of a culmination of modern/ancient theology, got your tongue?

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

This wouldn't be so creepy if it weren't displayed in my orthodontist's waiting room.

The Japanese version of the tooth fairy expects a bit more for his money.

Apparently Satan and Gene Simmons had a bit of a falling out.

Weirdest wedding cake topper EVER.

Aah, 3:00 EST... when everyone is equal, no one is bickering or writing repetitive Craptions, and the race to attain Internet mediocrity has yet to start. 3:01: Every single Craptioneer claims to masturbate to "this".

Japanese mythology even has a fucked up story on the creation of Fruit By The Foot

Are you thure your a dentistht?

What is that in the sky up there!!

Japanese game shows have become so derivative.

In Soviet Union .... who cares, just don't make me go back there

Just stick out your tongue and say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Salary Negotiations Go As Expected At Cracked.com

Wait a minute... You're my proctologist, not my dentist!