STOP......hammertime!

Im telling you Mohammed it will work I see it in American television documentary "Tom & Jerry"

My other car is a screwdriver

"Well?! Is it Hammertime yet?" "Maybe I could tell if SOMEBODY hadn't fucked up the clock"

The truth about Area 51 is actually a little disappointing.

Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten, and this is the device he uses.

"Dammit Steve! I said, 'Rent a Hummer.'"

Suddenly they came to the crushing realization that what they considered art, the rest of the world deemed a worthy subject of a mocking comedy caption contest.

Well it's glaringly obvious...these guys are hammered.

Fuck You Leaf, you are a cheating COCKSMACK! How many fuckin Accounts you have on here? Your fucking captions SUCK! Go Fucking Kill Yourself! PS: FACE!!!!

Tool Time in Canada entertains more than Tim Allen ANYDAY!

"Where we are going, we don't need roads"

I didnt know what would happen at 2 o'clock, but i knew it would be fucking insane

It's (Gay) Hammer Time!

There has to be a pool at the Cracked office on how many people will reply "It's Hammertime!"