Im telling you Mohammed it will work I see it in American television documentary "Tom & Jerry"
My other car is a screwdriver
"Well?! Is it Hammertime yet?"
"Maybe I could tell if SOMEBODY hadn't fucked up the clock"
The truth about Area 51 is actually a little disappointing.
Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten, and this is the device he uses.
"Dammit Steve! I said, 'Rent a Hummer.'"
Suddenly they came to the crushing realization that what they considered art, the rest of the world deemed a worthy subject of a mocking comedy caption contest.
Well it's glaringly obvious...these guys are hammered.
Fuck You Leaf, you are a cheating COCKSMACK! How many fuckin Accounts you have on here? Your fucking captions SUCK! Go Fucking Kill Yourself! PS: FACE!!!!
Tool Time in Canada entertains more than Tim Allen ANYDAY!
"Where we are going, we don't need roads"
I didnt know what would happen at 2 o'clock, but i knew it would be fucking insane
It's (Gay) Hammer Time!
There has to be a pool at the Cracked office on how many people will reply "It's Hammertime!"