In a thousand years archaeologists will go into the ruins of this office building, find desks and copy machines and computers...and these. Good job guys. Way to mindfuck the future.

Paper disguises itself as rock and beats the shit out of scissors!!!

Hopefully David Blane's stuck in one of these.

Well, how would you hide a body??

Guys, you did it all wrong! Make the middle one long, and the flanking ones small and spherical!

RUN! I THINK THAT ONE'S HATCHING!!

Amy Winehouses's Groceries

Failed Pokemon #467: Plasti-ball.

Laughing to himself Dave writes out the ransom "Your snowman will be sent to you piece by piece if I dont get the money by tomorrow"

"Alright, which one of you idiots used an ORANGE piece of paper!?"

Moments later, several dozen customer service representatives hatched.

Are you sure that's where the condom goes?

Recycle now and that will be the end of it... but don't and we will find you... and we will recycle you...

this what happens when you don't touch your penis

"hey Jeff you seen Denny the midget?" "no not as of late, you know come to think of it i haven't seen Justin or Tom in a while either..."