Not all of the victims of Pompeii were found in dignified positions.

First the no molestation sign, now this? Why must you tempt me with these mixed messages?

Where will YOU be when Mount Vesuvius strikes?

Signs in Italy are needlessly complicated. This means "Watch Your Step".

The Tomb of the Unknown Breakdancer in Washington, D.C.

Not pictured: 1 other statue holing 1 cup.

"No one will ever have trouble locating the abortion clinic again."

The pedophile detector works perfectly... look at that old guy drooling

Celebrating 100 years of child porn

Worst. Vagina. Ever

Gynomite!

Jack made it down the hill safely; Jill was caught in the liquid magma

Challenge: Create a Craption that doesn't involve molestation, 2girls1cup, only-in-Japan, or current masturbation status. GO!

"Back in my day, little girls made of concrete knew enough to keep their legs together!"

I'm sure this is a deodorant commercial.