Seconds before he was about to molest a child, Robert saw the sign, cursed to himself, and moved on

But everywhere else it's fine.

Fuck children elsewhere.

Caution : Pedophile Xing

Still more interesting than Ted Kennedy's heart attack story! Oh... too soon?

No crossing for abe lincoln look alikes and little pygmy people

DANGER; red poles may fall at anytime.

Absolutely no losing a foot and walking with Lincoln.

Finally, a town that band Fantasy Island reruns.

All your children are belong to us.

Pedophilia is perfectly alright, however children stalking grown men will not be tolerated.

Hobbit companions are not allowed

if your kid is faceless, get outta here

Sometimes it's tough being Ray Liotta in a regular person's world...

Must wear seatbelt when crossing the street