Seconds before he was about to molest a child, Robert saw the sign, cursed to himself, and moved on
bcandersBut everywhere else it's fine.
benjieclipseFuck children elsewhere.
BeauvilleCaution : Pedophile Xing
HankStill more interesting than Ted Kennedy's heart attack story! Oh... too soon?
VP_TheGirlNo crossing for abe lincoln look alikes and little pygmy people
Danity07DANGER; red poles may fall at anytime.
feel_the_forceAbsolutely no losing a foot and walking with Lincoln.
humanityFinally, a town that band Fantasy Island reruns.
CavalierXAll your children are belong to us.
CavalierXPedophilia is perfectly alright, however children stalking grown men will not be tolerated.
BuschenweiserHobbit companions are not allowed
Eduardo Rodriguezif your kid is faceless, get outta here
klavierSometimes it's tough being Ray Liotta in a regular person's world...
DanManXMust wear seatbelt when crossing the street
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