Adam threw the extra hand back up at God. "I already have two!!" he screamed! "Give me a dick and a woman!!!"
Thomas CalnanHand Grenade?
jspot2kPull my finger goes horribly wrong for David
dubiousmxThe wrong way to give a handjob.
Thomas CalnanAnd the Lord said unto Adam, "Pull My finger", and lo, Adam pulled and they both had a laugh.
jtkloveItalian anime is really tasteful.
behindthescenesThe statue outside Bruce Campbell's house.
steveo107you Know ummm... guys when i said "lets go play some handball", this is not what i meant.... now if you could just give me my hand back and drive me to a doctor that would be Fantastic...
Sev SquadYou gotta hand it to him.
ahoythere4Your a craption writer so im guessing your most likely male between 16-24 you don't trust news papers or traditional new sources your income is minim wage or just above and you have trouble sleeping at night which is why you stay on the computer late
VincenoirSometimes you got to be more specific when asking to get stoned and get a handjob.
TruthinessGive me anything with a statue and an amputee and ill jerk to it
VincenoirMichaelangelo's "Pull My Finger" is for some reason less popular than the David
divinecomedy33I'm a leg man, myself.
CavalierXI dont think thats water.........
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