Where Waldo wants to be

Ahmed was disappointed in the 72 virgins he was promised

Dollshchwitz

Somewhere, Waylon Smithers just ejaculated.

Concentration Camp Barbie

...where's the one cup?

I dont see the token black Barbie.

Cracked was unable to connect to the database server.

In order to boost sales and increase their target markets with the economy in recession...the American Girl Company decided to make some changes...filthy...filthy...changes...

How embarrassing. They're all wearing the same nothing.

Damn. There's always a line for the swing set . . .

Barbieque!

Waiting room in the office of Dr. Brad Pitt, Gynecologist

Those aren't Barbies... Those are Suzies... What a rip-off!

I know that it looks like an unhealthy obsession, but I'm getting better. I used to collect cat heads.