For people who don't want to waste time watching or reading ' Angela's Ashes ' , this sums it up pretty well

In case of fire, break a bunch of glass and enjoy a Guiness!

Note to self: be VERY specific when asking the genie for 'some head and a beer'

SAW 10 - brought to you by Guinness!

Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks...

Ireland is a beautiful country

A member of the Cracked IT Department peers out the window of the dilapidated slum housing the Cracked server...

This is why it's called Guiness Draft.

Yeah, I'll have another Guiness...and make sure you put a head on it!

Guinness regretted the day they put David Lynch in charge of their newest ad campaign

Brilliant!

Everyone knew when they reached Nick Nolte's house on the Hollywood Stars tour.

My saturday night: Beer, crack, and head

"Wait! I'm YOU... from the future!"

He didn't really enjoy Guinness, it was too full bodied.