He's a maniac, maniac, uhh...huh...And he's dancin like he never danced before...

Contrary to popular belief, gays don't melt like witches.

I remember exactly where I was when the Twin Towers fell...

8 people seems like a large crowd for this.

"Back in the day, we didn't have cold showers, so we had to douse ourselves with bucket water, while riding a wheelbarrow."

Wetbacks.

Brokeback Splash Mountain

I don't know why they're in a wheelbarrow, or why they have pink cowboy hats, or why they knocked over a pail of water. All I know is that the dude on the far left in the green shirt is totally stoked, and that's what matters.

Ummm... Does this mean they're married now?

Anyone else going to log onto their 10 other dummy Cracked accounts and give themselves votes?

I will never win this thing, will I??

Hillbilly bukkake

Can't say much about the two homesexuals Henry, but that's one nice manicured lawn.

This is a demonstration of how a female orgasm should look

Ever since Obama took office, boot camp just wasn't the same.