...but only one will succeed in impregnating the lightbulb...
Col.SmashyI'm sick and tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin' ceiling.
rustytrombone*3:00 P.M., January 12th, 2009* The first and last time John divided by zero.
gm_zero"Gerald... I think the chandelier just came."
CavalierXAs Gary stared at the ceiling, he realized that 15 minutes in the microwave WAS too long for Cup 'O Noodles...
jwhalerDespite allegation of unconstitutionality from Christian groups, the Pastafarian church erects its first monument in front of the U.S. Supreme Court.
siromarThe Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. Take that, God!
TruthinessBoss: "interesting choice for the lobby, Johnson" Johnson: "thank you, sir" Boss: "i'll expect your office to be empty by 3"
112233kidRosie O'Donnell was so impressed with her Brazillian Wax that she had it mounted in her livingroom....
mabogoOnce you take the ladders away the snakes are fucked!!
Thomas CalnanWhat Ted Stevens thinks the internet looks like.
tallestmunchkinGlobal Worming
DrTomAnd You Shall Be Blessed By His Noodley Appendage
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