...but only one will succeed in impregnating the lightbulb...

I'm sick and tired of these motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin' ceiling.

*3:00 P.M., January 12th, 2009* The first and last time John divided by zero.

"Gerald... I think the chandelier just came."

As Gary stared at the ceiling, he realized that 15 minutes in the microwave WAS too long for Cup 'O Noodles...

Despite allegation of unconstitutionality from Christian groups, the Pastafarian church erects its first monument in front of the U.S. Supreme Court.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. Take that, God!

Boss: "interesting choice for the lobby, Johnson" Johnson: "thank you, sir" Boss: "i'll expect your office to be empty by 3"

Rosie O'Donnell was so impressed with her Brazillian Wax that she had it mounted in her livingroom....

Once you take the ladders away the snakes are fucked!!

What Ted Stevens thinks the internet looks like.

Revelations 4: And the Devil will ejaculate all over your fancy ceilings, and you will know sorrow.

Global Worming

And You Shall Be Blessed By His Noodley Appendage

They laughed at me when I said tentacle hentai would become an artform. Now who's laughing?