I guess Texas has three things not two. Queers, Steers, and Queer Steers.

Giving the Brokeback mountain franchise to Disney was a bad idea...

hello MTV, and welcome to my crib.

I hate lesbians...

Only in Japa...Texas?

the cows in India sometimes have a bit too much freedom.

Michael Bay's 'Great Cow Escape' tells the heroic true story of a Cow's daring plan to escape a Texas slaughterhouse.

dad?

ALL YOUR CLOTHES ARE BELONG TO US.

"Fistful of Dollars" and "For a Few Dollars More" were followed up by the little known sequel "Not For All The Fuckin' Money In the World!!!"

The MilkyBar's owner finally showed his face on public, creating a chaos among important American entrepreneurs.

Great. Now I've got a boner.

When Wanda hired a private detective to see if her husband had a mistress, she was unprepared for the results.

Rosie O'Donnell is making a Western!!

Thanks fuckin Eharmony!!