Todos your bases es belong a nossotros!

only in Japa-... Mexico?!

Eight million World of Warcraft players just came simultaneously...

excuse me ma'am your face hugger is on backwards

We love snu snu!

I was going to write a joke about filming the live-action World of Warcraft movie, then I realised that's probably what's going on here.

Xena-phobia

Ok, stop me if you heard this. Two klingon chicks, a horse and a Valkaryie walk into a bar ...

Man, prostitutes in Tijuana will do ANYTHING.

Xena, Migrant Princess.

The Craption below me is worse than mine.

Why doesn't my village ever get taken over by big breasted women warriors? Damn it!

You know this thing is going to be wild, someone in the crowd brought a beach ball!

I can see Chili-Spice, Jalapeño-Spice, Habanero-Spice and...

And thats how the Lesbians conquered Mexico...