Tom had a long, hard walk home.

Carrying his wife's massive Purse and Dildo...get that man a klondike bar

The guy who owns the smallest gun EVER

Excuse me, while I fuck the sky.

God I hate returning grandma's christmas presents.

"If erection persists for more than four hours, please consult a physician immediately..."

"Well, your penis is on time, but you're fifteen minutes late!!"

dickmarkandspencer.com

Yes, I was on holiday at Pen Island.

Marks and Spenser try to increase their market penetration.

In Japan, this would be called 'Tuesday'.

Bring out your vaginas! Bring out your vaginas!

"Special delivery for the Statue of Liberty"

Ironically, his car is tiny.

Mark was surprised how well the gargantuan red dildo distracted bystanders away from the dead body in his bag.