Tom had a long, hard walk home.
slickjamesjikCarrying his wife's massive Purse and Dildo...get that man a klondike bar
wamsachelThe guy who owns the smallest gun EVER
Eduardo RodriguezExcuse me, while I fuck the sky.
Chaos MerchantGod I hate returning grandma's christmas presents.
nervousnerd"If erection persists for more than four hours, please consult a physician immediately..."
CavalierX"Well, your penis is on time, but you're fifteen minutes late!!"
Thomas Calnandickmarkandspencer.com
Riggz309Yes, I was on holiday at Pen Island.
Brett-ButlerMarks and Spenser try to increase their market penetration.
SwaimfanIn Japan, this would be called 'Tuesday'.
joebu23Bring out your vaginas! Bring out your vaginas!
DrTom"Special delivery for the Statue of Liberty"
EvilJerryIronically, his car is tiny.
FkelleghanMark was surprised how well the gargantuan red dildo distracted bystanders away from the dead body in his bag.
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