You rack a disciprine!

You know, the rules. Girls in sailor suits. Boys as emo butlers.

Tom and Katie's first film together!

The first rule is...you don't talk about Anime Club!

Trannies, on the other hand, may do as they please.

"Girls" and "rules" don't rhyme.

Theres no way school children in japan have round eyes, it proposterous!

I had the same expression on my face after my last prostate exam.

...or we take your eyelids!

Japan: Where 90% of craptions come from.

Looks like the Obama Youth is off to a great start!

Scientology's Summer Camp wasn't as fun as the other camps

or else we will build better robot versions of you.

Mormon anime is too strange.

Hmmm... lets see... Keanu Reeves? Maybe... IN SOVIET RUSSIA... nahhhhh Oh I got it! I should parody the way people use the same craptions over and over ag- Goddamnit...