I might have to start watching news reports on the Iraq War again.

All right, he can join.... but NO GAYS!

Gentlemen... There is a spy among us...

Next time the shoe-thrower won't be as lucky.

Yes, the U.S Army finally starts taking in illegal aliens.

I'm officially not worried about Al-Qaeda anymore.

Alien vs sexual predator

I have seen the future of war.....and IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

Man am I glad we elected Obama...

This is why they don't let you choose your own uniform.

At least little Billy's nightmare's walk for breast cancer

Let's see how many crackups I can get for the following statement: George Bush is a dick.

They warned me not to cross Agent Orange with Crystal Meth.

"Sir, I think Private Lee is an alien..." "We know, but the Government's been breathing down our neck about integration and he's the closest thing to black we got."

Gaylien