Craptions Classics January 04, 2009

I might have to start watching news reports on the Iraq War again.

EddieBrock412

Other Craptions

All right, he can join.... but NO GAYS!

Thomas Calnan

Gentlemen... There is a spy among us...

Yossarian1507

Next time the shoe-thrower won't be as lucky.

Obtusetriangle

Yes, the U.S Army finally starts taking in illegal aliens.

Batman?

I'm officially not worried about Al-Qaeda anymore.

Obtusetriangle

Alien vs sexual predator

jbirchfield1

I have seen the future of war.....and IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!

Shovelman

Man am I glad we elected Obama...

bigthemat

This is why they don't let you choose your own uniform.

lajavierita

At least little Billy's nightmare's walk for breast cancer

SUPERNAUT44

Let's see how many crackups I can get for the following statement: George Bush is a dick.

upthebracket

They warned me not to cross Agent Orange with Crystal Meth.

DrTom

"Sir, I think Private Lee is an alien..." "We know, but the Government's been breathing down our neck about integration and he's the closest thing to black we got."

Batman?
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