I might have to start watching news reports on the Iraq War again.
EddieBrock412All right, he can join.... but NO GAYS!
Thomas CalnanGentlemen... There is a spy among us...
Yossarian1507Next time the shoe-thrower won't be as lucky.
ObtusetriangleYes, the U.S Army finally starts taking in illegal aliens.
Batman?I'm officially not worried about Al-Qaeda anymore.
ObtusetriangleAlien vs sexual predator
jbirchfield1I have seen the future of war.....and IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!
ShovelmanMan am I glad we elected Obama...
bigthematThis is why they don't let you choose your own uniform.
lajavieritaAt least little Billy's nightmare's walk for breast cancer
SUPERNAUT44Let's see how many crackups I can get for the following statement: George Bush is a dick.
upthebracketThey warned me not to cross Agent Orange with Crystal Meth.
DrTom"Sir, I think Private Lee is an alien..." "We know, but the Government's been breathing down our neck about integration and he's the closest thing to black we got."
Batman?Gaylien
TheGuy185