The evolution of man takes a pretty fucking terrifying turn for the worse.

Oh, they weren't raping him. They were simply ripping his head off. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Never ask Michael J. Fox to give you a haircut.

Dave was so embarrassed about the size of his penis, he couldn't show his face in public anymore.

Mommy, I don't want to visit this theme park any more.

The statues from yesterday's craption fucked his brains out.

hey guys dont you think we look a bit suspicious for not walking on the path?

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3 and a half men was a little more grotesque than the original sitcom!

Quick, can you spot the married guy.

a warning to all those "first!" posters

This is why we can't have nice things...

they guys from yesterday just taking a walk. no sodomy here.

There... Now you have your frontal nudity... Happy?

While his powers were not as impressive as Spiderman's, Turtleman still attracted a dedicated following.