In Soviet Russia, Toilet shits YOU!!

Not all portals to Narnia are convenient.

Warning. Shit out of your ass, not your armpit.

Warning: Toilet doesn't take your shit

Caution: Polygons may fly out of toilet. Use at own risk.

You don't even wanna know what made them put a sign up.

summary of my new year's eve party.

Heil Shitler!

Warning: Toilet sometimes spews oranges and tiny finger sandwiches. Which are delicious. Wait, fuck! Warning? I'm hanging out in the bathroom from now on.

Warning: this Craption sucks ass 100%. worst one of 2009 so far.

thus proving craked readers have no lives as they spend their new years writing craptions about toilets

Dear cracked I am a toilet that shoots building blocks at armpits and I find this offensive. My lawyers are flying in to sue you all.

2008 summed up

At Hogwarts, these signs were necessary to indicate that levitating crap out of toilets was not allowed.

You must salute all objects expelled from this commode.