Craptions Classics December 29, 2008

Ted couldn't go shopping after Christmas. He was broke.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

It's only a flesh wound!

CavalierX

"Don't jump Keanu! DON"T JUMP, NOOOOO!" What the...

FloydotheGreat

Antonio found out just how brutal the Fashion Police could be in West Hollywood.

DrTom

Dress him up nicely and Paul McCartney might just propose.

Thomas Calnan

Exploding pants: worst Christmas present ever!

hadabochi

Once Pier 1 resorted to terrorist attacks, the Gap knew that they were at war.

spiderjerusalem

After he lost his job, Fred fell to pieces

bcanders

This picture isn't funny enough to deserve a craption.

siromar

It wasn't long before the stress got to little billy's nightmares and they just fell to peices

captainawesome8

"Jesus Grandpa. Your fart just killed a guy."

Chaos Merchant

The debris, the broken glass, body parts strewn everywhere. This is like every time I go shopping at Wal-Mart!

SilverDragon

I don't care what you say, Mr. Shyamalan, no one is going to buy "Breakable" as a sequel.

Wanderer

You think he's bad, you should see the other guy.

hadabochi

The fighting over the adult Ken Dolls was noticeably more violent in San Francisco this Christmas.

DrTom
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