"Luke! I am your Forefather!"

YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU REALLY DID! DAMN YOU, YOU DAMN DIRTY EWOKS!

I find your lack of huddled masses yearning to be free disturbing.

Honestly, do we need any further proof that the USA is the evil empire? Nope.

Darth's closet of fabulousness

The Land of the Free, and the Home of the Un-Laid

"No, America, I am your father..." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Welcome to New York. Be sure to check out the Empire State building.

The french have got to stop giving us gifts!!

Give me liberty or give me... well sex would be nice... with a real woman... that would be great...

....with liberty, justice, and lightsabers for all.

I find your lack of patriotism disturbing.

Someone files on their taxes under occupation "Makes Darth Vader Heads"

Man, I so glad Bush is out of office in a few weeks....I hardly recognize my country anymore.

"SPACEBALLS!?!" "Shit... there goes the planet.."