Oh God I hope I'm not on his naughty list.
GrizzledBastard"Bout dat time i realized that wasn't no Santa Claus at all.. Told the got damn loch ness monsta he wudn't gettin' no damn tree fitty!..."
gm_zeroThat's right, even on Christmas Eve, I have nothing better to do than try to write a craption.
queenarcoleptiaHe sees you when you're sleeping...
WazulaNote to self: never Google "Santa" and "thong" again.
RileyHart6Just take the cookies and leave! Please!
teejayMERRY CHRISTMAS MUTHA FUCKER!
onceabeedon we now our gay apparel
Zaphod"I am sick and tired.. of these mutha fuckin' poor decorations.. on my mutha fuckin' HOLIDAY!"
gm_zeroEven Santa did some things in the past he wasnt particularly proud of...
deaved_wrathChoclate "Mandingo" Santa Clause...$599.00. Leaving it in the living room of your white supremacist neighbors...PRICELESS!!!
Bionic_CroutonSO THIS IS CHRISTMAS UNDER OBAMA huh!?!
onceabeeWhat?? You expect me to cirumnavigate the entire GLOBE in ONE day, and be an overweight white guy??!
BitchinVanIs that wall robbing Santa?
bobthecobArnold Santanegger
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