Craptions Classics December 24, 2008

Oh God I hope I'm not on his naughty list.

GrizzledBastard

Other Craptions

"Bout dat time i realized that wasn't no Santa Claus at all.. Told the got damn loch ness monsta he wudn't gettin' no damn tree fitty!..."

gm_zero

That's right, even on Christmas Eve, I have nothing better to do than try to write a craption.

queenarcoleptia

He sees you when you're sleeping...

Wazula

Note to self: never Google "Santa" and "thong" again.

RileyHart6

Just take the cookies and leave! Please!

teejay

MERRY CHRISTMAS MUTHA FUCKER!

onceabee

don we now our gay apparel

Zaphod

"I am sick and tired.. of these mutha fuckin' poor decorations.. on my mutha fuckin' HOLIDAY!"

gm_zero

Even Santa did some things in the past he wasnt particularly proud of...

deaved_wrath

Choclate "Mandingo" Santa Clause...$599.00. Leaving it in the living room of your white supremacist neighbors...PRICELESS!!!

Bionic_Crouton

SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS UNDER OBAMA huh!?!

onceabee

What?? You expect me to cirumnavigate the entire GLOBE in ONE day, and be an overweight white guy??!

BitchinVan

Is that wall robbing Santa?

bobthecob

Arnold Santanegger

EddieBrock412
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