Oh God I hope I'm not on his naughty list.

"Bout dat time i realized that wasn't no Santa Claus at all.. Told the got damn loch ness monsta he wudn't gettin' no damn tree fitty!..."

That's right, even on Christmas Eve, I have nothing better to do than try to write a craption.

He sees you when you're sleeping...

Note to self: never Google "Santa" and "thong" again.

Just take the cookies and leave! Please!

MERRY CHRISTMAS MUTHA FUCKER!

don we now our gay apparel

"I am sick and tired.. of these mutha fuckin' poor decorations.. on my mutha fuckin' HOLIDAY!"

Even Santa did some things in the past he wasnt particularly proud of...

Choclate "Mandingo" Santa Clause...$599.00. Leaving it in the living room of your white supremacist neighbors...PRICELESS!!!

SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS UNDER OBAMA huh!?!

What?? You expect me to cirumnavigate the entire GLOBE in ONE day, and be an overweight white guy??!

Is that wall robbing Santa?

Arnold Santanegger