Craptions Classics April 29, 2006

-"I'd do her."
-"How?!"

JabberBody

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THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Blindeye

Richie and his crew spent hours applying makeup to the woman that would becomes Kong's girlfriend.

cineast67

I don't like her, she's so big headed!

booya!

I'm pretty sure that "size doesn't matter" line isn't gonna work on her, Bob...

Cutter

"Imagine trying to please a woman that big."
"Yeah, we are going to need a bigger hose."

Tbone

"Spray a little more in her eyes and we can sell this porn. We'll make millions!"

Count Crapula

it was only seconds after this picture was taken that the faced moved and destroyed all humanity

mr1swift
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