i have a few issues with the accuracy of this nativity scene.

See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Fuck no Evil...wait a minute.

"My EYES!!" "My BALLS!!" "My DIGNITY!!"

Upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea - Have a merry Christmas?

The Passion of the Claus

To get to the corn exchange you have to go through quite the ......wait for it......Maize.

The three wise men encounter airport security.

See no evil, screw no evil, play guitar behind your head like jimmy hendrix no evil

"Yes, I have six ears of corn I'd like to - HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!"

dont jump santa, you'll ruin christmas

Corn Exchange: swapping stupid toys for useful, delicious corn since 1761. Kids LOVE corn!

Pictured: How to make thousands of people look up "Corn Exchange" on wikipedia.

The war between the Jolly Green Giant and Santa over the phrase "ho, ho, ho" finally comes to a violent end.

How the Grinch Completely Fucked Up Christmas

You can exchange corn?!?