Hi, I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...
drifter1717This politically correct holiday thing is getting out of hand, I don't even know what we're celebrating anymore.
StraxusLet's cut him open and drink the water!!!
jbirchfield1Is someone trying to snipe his penis!?
idiyionethe 4/20 parade is always a little baffling
GregoclockMy girlfriend left me for this?
Antonio ArrietaThis is the day Tom Cruise has so desperately awated...
devildawg312This is why inbreeding is not okay...
devildawg312I was following his logic perfectly as a street performer until I noticed the neon tube, almost tumor like, growing out of his head. Then he lost me.
RileyHartI, for one, welcome our new mutant vegetable overlords.
StraxusChuck Norris considers this... Um... What the hell is this?
TheGuy185Jeff never understood why he couldn't pass the F.B.I.'s stakeout test..
Sev SquadSomehow the mafia knew we were coming! How? And I can't think with that damned accordion player outside. Been playing for 4 hours and he's...oh my god, that's it. He's a plant.
SwaimfanMusicians going green.
DanManXThe environmentally-friendly "Cactus Man" was the only super hero allowed Santa Cruz.
DrTom