Hi, I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...

This politically correct holiday thing is getting out of hand, I don't even know what we're celebrating anymore.

Let's cut him open and drink the water!!!

Is someone trying to snipe his penis!?

the 4/20 parade is always a little baffling

My girlfriend left me for this?

This is the day Tom Cruise has so desperately awated...

This is why inbreeding is not okay...

I was following his logic perfectly as a street performer until I noticed the neon tube, almost tumor like, growing out of his head. Then he lost me.

I, for one, welcome our new mutant vegetable overlords.

Chuck Norris considers this... Um... What the hell is this?

Jeff never understood why he couldn't pass the F.B.I.'s stakeout test..

Somehow the mafia knew we were coming! How? And I can't think with that damned accordion player outside. Been playing for 4 hours and he's...oh my god, that's it. He's a plant.

Musicians going green.

The environmentally-friendly "Cactus Man" was the only super hero allowed Santa Cruz.