Craptions Classics December 20, 2008

Hi, I'd like to talk to you about Scientology...

drifter1717

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This politically correct holiday thing is getting out of hand, I don't even know what we're celebrating anymore.

Straxus

Let's cut him open and drink the water!!!

jbirchfield1

Is someone trying to snipe his penis!?

idiyione

the 4/20 parade is always a little baffling

Gregoclock

My girlfriend left me for this?

Antonio Arrieta

This is the day Tom Cruise has so desperately awated...

devildawg312

This is why inbreeding is not okay...

devildawg312

I was following his logic perfectly as a street performer until I noticed the neon tube, almost tumor like, growing out of his head. Then he lost me.

RileyHart

I, for one, welcome our new mutant vegetable overlords.

Straxus

Chuck Norris considers this... Um... What the hell is this?

TheGuy185

Jeff never understood why he couldn't pass the F.B.I.'s stakeout test..

Sev Squad

Somehow the mafia knew we were coming! How? And I can't think with that damned accordion player outside. Been playing for 4 hours and he's...oh my god, that's it. He's a plant.

Swaimfan

Musicians going green.

DanManX

The environmentally-friendly "Cactus Man" was the only super hero allowed Santa Cruz.

DrTom
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