Bi-Curious George

I thought there'd be more people at the inaguration...

30 seconds after Japan legalises Scientology

No one had the heart to tell Steve the parade was yesterday.

must....not.....masturbate.....to......this................

Sure, where is he?

Well...thats one way to commit suicide in Harlem

FOLLOW ME! I know where that freak went

like they need the sign.

That was certainly MY first reaction.

What the hell kind of name is "shoot"?

the 10th member of Slipknot is not really doing it for me

REALLY?? Unbrellas AND Chairs for rent? Well I'll be a monkey's gay uncle holding a feath- ...theres one standing right behind me isn't there.

well...what would YOU have done for a Klondike bar?

Get your paws off me you damn fabulous ape!