Hiding dead hookers is always easy in Vegas.

FINALLY! An excuse to have sex with a building

Just wait until they turn the fountain part on.

"NO IFS ANDS OR..." or WHAT?! The suspense is killing me!

What did I do last night? And why can't I get the taste of pennies out of my mouth?

Finally ! Somewhere to park my bike !

Those aren't statues, they're structural members. They keep the building erect.

Mommy, are those girls on time out?

Ol' Jabba's been getting a little crazy with the carbonite lately, hasn't he?

You fine ladies ain't the only thing that's hard.

No I said seven BLONDE girls in front of the casino. Not BRONZE!

Hmmmmm I didn't know females could use a glory hole.

Don't be a hardass...

No "IFs" "ANDs" or "CLASS"

Sure, she looked hot, but she was a cold, hard bitch, just like her sisters....