it's not raining bitch
That's an awful lot of work just to provide a little hamster with a swing-set.
Wow, this will definitely do whatever it does better than the other thing that did it before.
so will my circumcision be painful?
My grandmother had one of those in her bathroom. We never discussed it.
This must be the Small Hadron Collider.
Chuck Norris' Boflex.
So are you sure this will enlarge my penis?
....told you not to divide by zero.
The average Cracked reader's best guess as to how to get laid.
I'll drill my own way to hell, thank you
Modern art my ass.
Fuck those low-flow shower heads, THIS is what I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!
i take my anal probes VERY seriously
This is one of those claw games, but there's no prize. It just picks up and shakes around anyone stupid enough to put in a quarter.