And therefore Mr. Bond, if you get an erection, both of your hearts will explode. Mwa HA HA!

I hate playing pictionary with you.

the way to a man's heart....is through a woman, and then a wall and apparently his penis. but we all knew that

Is anyone else furiously masturbating right now?

Man it's gonna be awkward if they ever break up.

Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much...

concept art for saw 6

Life Support Ken and Barbie

Tired of hearing "smell ya later" from every girl he met, Jon decided no, he would smell you right now.

Will this be on the final?

"And that's Twilight in a nutshell."

The future of sexual intercourse.

"Oh God we're naked!" "Quick, put this on, nobody will notice."

This is art. If you don't get it, you're a retard.

Man. Peyote is a hell of a drug.