The Cubs' triple-play was rudely interrupted when the baseball suddenly decided it wasn't going to take gravity's shit anymore.
cs5I knew I had a problem with alcohol when I awoke one morning to find myself a five-year veteran in a league I had no idea existed.
SaranWait a second... if the ball is over there then what did you just tag me with?
MulliganNever before had Number 26 spanked a Cub player and had a ping pong ball fly out of his mouth
auzziejonnyIt was when the Cub's left hand and foot switched places and the ball started to hover and talk to him that Scott realized he should probably lay off the acid.
Linux fanAnd thus the rarest baseball card in the world was ruined by a spot of icecream...
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