Chuck Norris considers this a light alcoholic beverage.
djseiferSuicide by: Fucking Awesome.
pinkyslayerscorpion whiskey: "For that extra advantage in your bar fight"
Sev SquadThis batch of whiskey was later recalled after health inspectors found trace amounts of lead.
djseifer2 in 1: the poison and the antidote!
Thomas CalnanWhy? Because it's legal, that's why.
MudslingshotThere's a real sting to this whiskey.
Brett-ButlerPictured: how Islam sees alcohol.
SwaimfanI ate the worm, but I'm not fucking eating that!!
Thomas CalnanNeeds more scorpion.
StraxusME----"Yes could I have two shots of your scorpion whiskey" BARTENDER----"Sure what's the ocassion?" ME----"First blowjob" BARTRENDER----"Congrats dude have a third on the house" ME----"No offense, but if two doesn't get the taste out of my mouth
jbirchfieldAnd if you thought building a pirate ship in a bottle was hard.......
jbirchfieldNot pictured: Lions in gin, tigers in brandy, grizzly bears in vodka, and sharks in a fine merlot from 1982.
djseiferI want a drink with a bit of a sharp taste preferably something that will blind me after one shot
VincenoirSome assassination plots just aren't very subtle
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