Chuck Norris considers this a light alcoholic beverage.

Suicide by: Fucking Awesome.

scorpion whiskey: "For that extra advantage in your bar fight"

This batch of whiskey was later recalled after health inspectors found trace amounts of lead.

2 in 1: the poison and the antidote!

Why? Because it's legal, that's why.

There's a real sting to this whiskey.

Pictured: how Islam sees alcohol.

I ate the worm, but I'm not fucking eating that!!

Needs more scorpion.

ME----"Yes could I have two shots of your scorpion whiskey" BARTENDER----"Sure what's the ocassion?" ME----"First blowjob" BARTRENDER----"Congrats dude have a third on the house" ME----"No offense, but if two doesn't get the taste out of my mouth

And if you thought building a pirate ship in a bottle was hard.......

Not pictured: Lions in gin, tigers in brandy, grizzly bears in vodka, and sharks in a fine merlot from 1982.

I want a drink with a bit of a sharp taste preferably something that will blind me after one shot

Some assassination plots just aren't very subtle