Craptions Classics December 12, 2008

Theres NO way paper beats this!!

hadabochi

Other Craptions

4 milliseconds before the earth is destroyed by that meteorite

redman

Your move, scissors.

CavalierX

One of Chuck Norris' balls

FloydotheGreat

Preparing for this year's Darwin Awards.

Thomas Calnan

When that thing hatches, the villagers will eat like kings.

jtklove

Pictured: several people about to get stoned.

jessen

America randomly drops frozen chunks of shit on third world countries. You know, for freedom.

Chaos Merchant

Atlas looks a lot smaller in person.

Jeff Kelly

Take the fucking picture I can't hold it any longer!

FloydotheGreat

12-12-08: God shits a brick

jreese

"Hunny, this pet rock may have been cute as a baby, but all pets grow up eventually."

jbudman86

Not Pictured: A severely fucked up pair of scissors.

goonta

Godzillas kidney stones are the stuff of legend

Pieisgoood

Don't touch the giant rock, it's covered with Super glue...I said DON'T touch the....oh, fuck it!

DrTom
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