Theres NO way paper beats this!!

4 milliseconds before the earth is destroyed by that meteorite

Your move, scissors.

One of Chuck Norris' balls

Preparing for this year's Darwin Awards.

When that thing hatches, the villagers will eat like kings.

Pictured: several people about to get stoned.

America randomly drops frozen chunks of shit on third world countries. You know, for freedom.

Atlas looks a lot smaller in person.

Take the fucking picture I can't hold it any longer!

12-12-08: God shits a brick

"Hunny, this pet rock may have been cute as a baby, but all pets grow up eventually."

Not Pictured: A severely fucked up pair of scissors.

Godzillas kidney stones are the stuff of legend

Don't touch the giant rock, it's covered with Super glue...I said DON'T touch the....oh, fuck it!