Craptions Classics December 09, 2008

To those of you that don't immediately recognize that car as the "Dirty Truckster", driven by Dick Dastardly & his faithful dog sidekick Muttley, from the Fender Bender 500 cartoon, let me know what sex with a woman feels like...

Riggz309

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I see George Clooney is doing another Batman film...

Thomas Calnan

On the other hand, fuck the auto industry bailout!

DirkBelig

"We're here to pick up your daughter"

Milkman

My other car is a unicorn.

Fkelleghan

The mayor of Batman, Turkey bought a new ride with his settlement money.

methlabmusik

The Ambiguously Gay Duo Live action film begins shooting.

slickjamesjik

If you see this guy driving near your children's playground, you are legally obligated to shoot him.

DirkBelig

Little douche coupe.

GaseousClay

The Virgin Mobile.

Rex-Jester

Queer Eye for the Bat Guy

CavalierX

Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate, I assure you we drove down here to Washington in the most humiliating way possible.

FloydotheGreat

"I am not going to pick up that hitchiker, he looks fucking weird"

Mr.Birchfield

It's a two-seat, one-finned, driving, purple pussy repeller.

Gatt

Holy shit it's the Princemobile

ScHyZ
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