In the last days of the Punctuation Wars, the colons launch their last offensive against the apostrophes.

Warning: Trashcan may ejaculate without warning

Caution: Heat Makes You Sweat, Dumbass.

Warning label for the Ark of the Covenant

" Wait here for paternity results"

Warning: Your ex got your new phone number

Just think, in a million years from now, this is going to be one fucked up hieroglyphic.

These Ikea directions are terrible.

WARNING: Shit may hit fan

You should see the sign for the Women's Restroom.

WARNING: Don't shit in front of R2D2.

Bukkake has arrived in the 21st century.

Warning: Radioactive beds may cause existential despair.

R2D2 conducts an interrogation.

Visual representation of how Texans feel about Obama in the White House.