In the last days of the Punctuation Wars, the colons launch their last offensive against the apostrophes.
GratisthethirdWarning: Trashcan may ejaculate without warning
SkipmuntzCaution: Heat Makes You Sweat, Dumbass.
CavalierXWarning label for the Ark of the Covenant
CRACKED Staff,David Wiens" Wait here for paternity results"
War8ntWarning: Your ex got your new phone number
VincenoirJust think, in a million years from now, this is going to be one fucked up hieroglyphic.
Mr.BirchfieldThese Ikea directions are terrible.
GaseousClayWARNING: Shit may hit fan
crazyivanYou should see the sign for the Women's Restroom.
jsrduckWARNING: Don't shit in front of R2D2.
AnimantisBukkake has arrived in the 21st century.
FreshyKWarning: Radioactive beds may cause existential despair.
jsrduckR2D2 conducts an interrogation.
tovarish_stulovVisual representation of how Texans feel about Obama in the White House.
DamnitDog