2 lawyers, one holds down the poor defenceless pig, the other screws him in the ass. Typical.

A pinata is caught, and prepared for a party.

Dumbo 2: Barely Legal

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg decide to rape Dumbo after successfully raping Indiana Jones.

For the last time, Keith - it's not a real elephant, you don't have to hold it down for me!!!!

The Symbol of the Republican Party has a secret. He loves getting drilled in the ass.

These father-son moments are so precious.

Photographic evidence that Bill Clinton DID Have sex with Monica Lewinsky.

Typical city-folk looking for bacon

Desperate for cash, Dumbo finally does the scene he swore he'd never do.

The Republicans get desperate in their search for oil.

And this little piggy had a dirty little secret...

Surprisingly, this is legal in Ohio

"Yes I'm sure that PETA van isn't spying on us. NOW DRILL DAMMIT !"

Okay, okay! I'll talk. The peanuts are under the fireplace. Just please let me go.