Charlton Heston's headstone is finally delivered.
Bumper sticker: "My other car is a semi-automatic."
I know what you're thinking ... did I grill five steaks or six?
Texas car alarm
He really hates tailgaters.
Never bring a giant barbecue grill knife to a giant barbecue grill gun fight.
For the last time, the size of my penis is NOT your business!!!
Chevy's new Plaxico Burress model.
Before he leaves office, George W makes a small change to the statue of liberty.
To Texans the Second Amendment is no small matter
Pictured: three of the tiniest penises in Texas.
Gentlemen...Clifford has become too large a threat to ignore any longer
...and it shoots bullets the size of Gary Coleman
"Are you sure this how they do abortions?"
"Yes, honey don't worry about a thing."
BAN THIS OBAMA!