Charlton Heston's headstone is finally delivered.

Bumper sticker: "My other car is a semi-automatic."

I know what you're thinking ... did I grill five steaks or six?

Texas car alarm

He really hates tailgaters.

Never bring a giant barbecue grill knife to a giant barbecue grill gun fight.

For the last time, the size of my penis is NOT your business!!!

Chevy's new Plaxico Burress model.

Before he leaves office, George W makes a small change to the statue of liberty.

To Texans the Second Amendment is no small matter

Pictured: three of the tiniest penises in Texas.

Gentlemen...Clifford has become too large a threat to ignore any longer

...and it shoots bullets the size of Gary Coleman

"Are you sure this how they do abortions?" "Yes, honey don't worry about a thing."

BAN THIS OBAMA!