Tired of collecting souls the old fashioned way, Satan decided it would be a lot more fun to pop out of the ground at random and scare people to death.

Canadian discovers fire.

"Dynamite for sale! Nice fresh lit stick of dynamite! Get it while it's hot!"

Hey! Is anybody else's penis doing this?

I present you a Revolution in videogame control:

The Nintendo WIIIIIIIII

light up, light up, as if you have a choice, even if you cannot hear my voice, i'll be right beside you dear.