I hate Take my dad to school day.

I'd be willing to bet that the carpet does NOT match the drapes.

I am totally over all this Amy Winhouse Bullshit

Phil Spector arrives at court

Better pull that strap up or else you'll look silly!

This is why Prop 8 passed.

I should have taken the blue pill..

footage of Britney Spears' trial

Few people realize the transgendered Super Mario villain Birdo was based on a real person.

OK; I give up. Is that a purse or a "man-bag?"

Whay is that leopard dressed like a gay man?

Oh GOD! He said there was no film in that camera!

Someone, somewhere is masturbating to this... No, wait...

Seriously. WHITE after Labor Day?!? Slut.

Even more disturbing is the redhead checking out his ass.