I'm here to work for the big evil Empire. Is this the right place?

Even that close up, you know the Storm Trooper won't be able to hit him.

All we need now is a McDonald's sign, and the Axis of Evil will be complete.

I'm here about the rodent problem.

Fucking MapQuest! Does this look ANYTHING like Dantooine?! Vader's gonna pissed!

5 seconds from now: the most unlikely of all gay sex fan-fiction is made a reality.

All your base are belong to Disney

Set blaster to FUN!

It's a small empire after all

"These aren't the toys you're looking for..."

A long time ago, in Studio far far away, a prop man fucked shit up big time.

WTF!? turquoise trim?!

"I'm only gonna ask you one more time Mouse...where the fuck is the Pirates of the Caribbean ride!?"

Worst blind date. EVER.

MICKEY..... I AM YOUR FATHER.