Craptions Classics December 02, 2008

I'm here to work for the big evil Empire. Is this the right place?

GaseousClay

Other Craptions

Even that close up, you know the Storm Trooper won't be able to hit him.

queenarcoleptia

All we need now is a McDonald's sign, and the Axis of Evil will be complete.

CavalierX

I'm here about the rodent problem.

Ledouche

Fucking MapQuest! Does this look ANYTHING like Dantooine?! Vader's gonna pissed!

Dr.Pepper

5 seconds from now: the most unlikely of all gay sex fan-fiction is made a reality.

nosayso

All your base are belong to Disney

Indigo_Dingo

Set blaster to FUN!

gnomeenthusiast

It's a small empire after all

QuickWit

"These aren't the toys you're looking for..."

gm_zero

A long time ago, in Studio far far away, a prop man fucked shit up big time.

getittwistd

WTF!? turquoise trim?!

gamefreakjohnny

"I'm only gonna ask you one more time Mouse...where the fuck is the Pirates of the Caribbean ride!?"

Gatt

Worst blind date. EVER.

jtklove

MICKEY..... I AM YOUR FATHER.

GOOSE09
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