Thirty seconds after California legalized pot

Not happy with simply 'hugging' a tree, Joe decided to go for third base

I know what you are thinking, but it only blows bubbles.

Eighth level vegans can only eat trees.

A normal Cracked writer on his day off.

"Will do...whatever the hell I'm doing...for FOOD."

RIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOLAAAAA!

...As Jesus was waiting for the rest of the world to realize that he had returned...

People throw weed instead of money

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY TONGUE!?

Pinnochio's retarded brother experienced minor complications due to his ailment.

Didgeri-duuuuuuuuude.

ah maaan... how am I gonna spark this thing...

I think he might be compensating for something

Stoner's hell... arms too short to reach bowl with lighter.