Thirty seconds after California legalized pot
Antonio ArrietaNot happy with simply 'hugging' a tree, Joe decided to go for third base
CaptainCarlI know what you are thinking, but it only blows bubbles.
Niff_StipplesEighth level vegans can only eat trees.
tao2001A normal Cracked writer on his day off.
racedogg2"Will do...whatever the hell I'm doing...for FOOD."
VederickRIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOLAAAAA!
hurrakane212...As Jesus was waiting for the rest of the world to realize that he had returned...
Bionic_CroutonPeople throw weed instead of money
MonthebiffWHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY TONGUE!?
MonthebiffPinnochio's retarded brother experienced minor complications due to his ailment.
racedogg2Didgeri-duuuuuuuuude.
Indigo_Dingoah maaan... how am I gonna spark this thing...
GregoclockI think he might be compensating for something
CaptainCarlStoner's hell... arms too short to reach bowl with lighter.
Rex-Jester