2058: The year man finally captures God
CaptainCarlOn God said unto them, "pulleth thou my finger!"
AwakeAllTheTimeSick of people blaming O.J. God decides to point out the real killer.
Thomas CalnanI'll take that one.
bcanders"Now Jimmy, tell the court exactly where the angel touched you."
microhendyThe new way god chooses the pope.
mindlessdrifterOH MY GOD!!! RUN FOR--Hey, a Starbucks!
JooblesNo one thought the apocolypse would be so low budget
Biokedthat guy right there is gay...see him
pwnd117Haha those crazy...wait a mintue there not asian at all!
philip3000You!! Cut me loose!!
Thomas CalnanFinally, the world's biggest prostate will get the exam it has so hungrily waited for.
Plan B"The one in orange. No, not that one. On the left. No, my-- Fuck it, I'll get it myself."
phreeshWHY IS THOU NOT WEARING A ORANGE JACKET?
redmanIf you use the right kind of glasses, you can see how God, the puppetmaster, works.
phreesh