2058: The year man finally captures God

On God said unto them, "pulleth thou my finger!"

Sick of people blaming O.J. God decides to point out the real killer.

I'll take that one.

"Now Jimmy, tell the court exactly where the angel touched you."

The new way god chooses the pope.

OH MY GOD!!! RUN FOR--Hey, a Starbucks!

No one thought the apocolypse would be so low budget

that guy right there is gay...see him

Haha those crazy...wait a mintue there not asian at all!

You!! Cut me loose!!

Finally, the world's biggest prostate will get the exam it has so hungrily waited for.

"The one in orange. No, not that one. On the left. No, my-- Fuck it, I'll get it myself."

WHY IS THOU NOT WEARING A ORANGE JACKET?

If you use the right kind of glasses, you can see how God, the puppetmaster, works.