What the fuck is that?! Oh, a lesbian couple.

If only people knew what their guardian angles really looked like.

Mom I want you to meet Schjkasorjhtg, I love him.

Jolly green giant during his awkward teenage years...

Steve would go to extreme efforts to see down girls shirts, while trying to blend in as much as possible.

I, for one, welcome our giant, skinny, crippled, green alien overlords.

"And the OTHER thing I hate about 10 foot tall green aliens is....what?...there's one standing right behind me isn't there?"

I told you... don't feed them. Now he will never leave us alone.

Goddammit. GET OUT OF MY WAY! I have places to go, and planets to conquer!

EXTRA EXTRA!!! Lesbian festival sabotaged by Penis Head aliens

Worst. Gumby costume. Ever.

That's one gruesome threesome, if you ask me.

See what will happen if we let them marry.

The secret police protecting Proposition 8 are a little more conspicuous than necessary.

Ho, Ho, Ho, Green Rapist.