You know son, there was a time when a white man and a silver man weren't even allowed to use the same bathroom.

Here, I think this fell out of your.... Ummm, you dropped this sir.

-Dammit Joe! I have a date in an hour. Can you please make sure you get it right IN my buttcrack?

The silver surfer was caught behind enemy lines and detained in Gitmo where he endured horrible humiliation and torture

Its nice we can still do things as a family

The worst part is you're supposed to tip him when you leave.

Being female ive always been curious about mens bathrooms. Now i'd like someone to shoot my eyeballs out of my brains.

Worst second place trophy ever.

Everytime I wipe my ass, I lose a little bit of myself.

Being the Silver Surfer's protege isn't as glamorous as you think.

Yeah, I have trouble painting my own ass, too.

Unhappily, due to his upright narcolepsy and his asshole friends, Dave fell victim to prank after prank.

Yeah, but his farts look like the Fourth of July!

Who knew the Gay Pride Day float had a hood ornament?

want some silver coins? pull my finger