You know son, there was a time when a white man and a silver man weren't even allowed to use the same bathroom.
GaseousClayHere, I think this fell out of your.... Ummm, you dropped this sir.
Frigga-Dammit Joe! I have a date in an hour. Can you please make sure you get it right IN my buttcrack?
rolexusThe silver surfer was caught behind enemy lines and detained in Gitmo where he endured horrible humiliation and torture
HankIts nice we can still do things as a family
MasterBatesThe worst part is you're supposed to tip him when you leave.
jsrduckBeing female ive always been curious about mens bathrooms. Now i'd like someone to shoot my eyeballs out of my brains.
faith229Worst second place trophy ever.
GaseousClayEverytime I wipe my ass, I lose a little bit of myself.
pottman8Being the Silver Surfer's protege isn't as glamorous as you think.
phreeshYeah, I have trouble painting my own ass, too.
CavalierXUnhappily, due to his upright narcolepsy and his asshole friends, Dave fell victim to prank after prank.
SwaimfanYeah, but his farts look like the Fourth of July!
technotardWho knew the Gay Pride Day float had a hood ornament?
DrTomwant some silver coins? pull my finger
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